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Too Many Emails!
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I get up early
in the morning
with no hot
plans forming...
But you can bet
without fail
I'm going to
check my emails!
Ohh NO, do my
eyes fail me
There's wayyy
tooo many!
My in-box is
Sooo crammed!
Geezz, I've been
spammed!
At times I feel
like such a cheat
as I sit here
and totally
delete ...
With that spam
there's NO end
Heyy, gotta find
my friends!
Emails every
dang day of the
week ...
From those
monster porno
freaks ...
Gosh dang naked
women and men
Geeezz, it's
6AM, my head's
in a spin!
AND those
promises and
vows
to "enlarge"
places somehow
...
They want to
enlarge this and
that ...
Heyy buster,
L@@K, I'm
already fat!
Gonna enlarge my
breasts?
Heyyy, let's
give it a rest!
With all this
filling my head
Heyy, I may go
back to bed!
Uh oh, is there
never an end
there's another
"forward" to
send
"Forward" or
things will get
worse
IF I don't, I'll
get a dang
curse ...
Oh, there's that
real old one
back!
Emails that
Microsoft's
gonna track
there's money
for all you send
Heyyy, you can
really cash in!
Well, heck! Did
they just
forget?
I ain't got my
dang money yet!
Sometimes I sure
do wish
I knew who's
behind all this!
Heyyyy, tickets
to the movies
FREE
May as well go
shake a dang
tree
Heyyy, don't
waste your time!
'Cause danged if
I got mine!
Uh oh, there's
more ole stale
jokes
and virus
warnings that
are a hoax
AND these scam
artist folks
pulling the ole
"pig in the
poke"
Seems their
government sank
and their
money's hung in
a bank
They need your
help Quick!
But heyyy, we
know it's a
trick!
Who do they
think I am
falling for that
old scam!
Email "warnings"
by the score
Is it even safe
to move anymore?
There's lots of
emails sent to
me
about the old
"mosquito
remedy"
Soapy detergent
water in a bowl
Put in all the
thing will hold
...
Do this remedy,
if you will
and those ole
skitters it'll
kill
I put it in
every room and
the hall
and my dang dog
drank it all!
Naww, it's true,
I ain't lying
and the skitters
are still
flying!
That remedy
wasn't a big hit
but the dog sure
did like it!
When I get an
email written
POOF! the cyber
troll's bitten!
I spend most of
my dang time
trying to get
myself back
online!
But heyy, my
friends make my
day!
Sending lots of
great emails my
way
No one really
intends to bug
ya
We just wanna
say Hi and hug
ya
But hey, get
with it folks
send me some NEW
jokes
Heyyy, you guys,
get wise!
I've got these
memorized!
Too many emails
may bug
some give your
heart a tug
but heyy you
know in the end
...
You have some
really great
friends!!
Barbara LaBarbera
(LadyBleaux)
©
2004 used with permission
ThunderWolfLA@aol.com
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